16 GREAT JOKES

Let's Laugh!

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1.   Harry: Why can’t bicycles run as fast as cars?

Tom: Because they are two-tired!

2.   Tony: Why can’t woodpeckers have good companies?    

Jack: Because they are always boring…!

3.   Lawyer: so you mean the defendant has a habit of talking to himself when he’s alone?

Witness: That’s hard to answer as I’ve never been with him when he’s alone!

4.   A well-educated Sardar applied for a job and when he saw the form to furnish under the

Heading Salary expected……………………………. He simply wrote “Yes”!

5.   Teacher: Raju, tell me what’s a metaphor?

Student: Easy teacher, that’s where sheep go to eat grass.

6.   Papa: Look son, if you want to learn anything well, you need to start at the bottom.

 Son: But dad, I want to learn to swim!

7.   Teacher: This is the worst homework you have ever done, Bill.

Bill: So, now you can’t even trust your parents!

8.   Customer: I have come to buy a car, but I can’t remember the name. It starts with T.

Salesman: So, sorry. We don’t have cars that start with tea. Here all our cars start with petrol!

9.   Judge: You are a notorious criminal. Haven’t you ever done something good in life?

Criminal: Huh... I’ve kept five detectives working regularly and they are well paid!

10.A mother mouse was walking her children when a large Tom appeared before them.

The mother mouse shouted, “BOW--WOW!” and the Tom ran away. When her kids looked at her, she said, “look it's good to be bilingual”!

11.Patient: Doctor, you’re a genius. You‘ve cured my hearing problem.

Doctor: Good. That’ll be $50, please

Patient: What did you say?

12.Did you hear about a guy who tried to swim to New York from London?

He went Halfway across the Atlantic and was afraid he wasn’t going to make it, so he swam back!

13.Oldie: Jack, why are you pulling that rope?

Jack: Have you ever tried pushing one?!

14.Sonu: What did the clouds have under its raincoat?

Monu: Thunderwear!

15.Joseph: Congratulate me on having twins at our home.

Neighbour: But then, are they identical?

Joseph: oh, one is and one isn’t!

16.Kapil: Again I have decided to visit the US for a short holiday.

Arpan: Really, what was the last time you were there?

Kapil: It was seven years ago when I had decided to go there but couldn’t!

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